December 2011
pugsexual:
HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are
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Harry Potter series from Hermione's point of view:
nuclearmedicine:
Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A...
im not a child moseby i know how to spell prndl
oh im sorry why dont we just relax turn on the radio would you like am or fmmmmmmmmm
iamthedeadpool:
metropolismarvel:
homophobicorphan:tangoingwithmango:thisrealityhere:gingerrlocks:
riflesandroadhouses:joshfransexyy:butthurtbandboys:
australia gets christmas before america
but american gets freedom before everyone
but canada gets maple syrup before everyone
but hungarians open gifts on the 24th
but freedom
kangaroos
in america we can pick the...
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
selfimm0lationnnnn:
when people smash guitars for effect i get really mad
there are children in africa with no guitars
geromy:
there are still some people i’ve followed for a while now but still don’t really talk to, for whatever reason, but we reblog shit from each other all the time and sometimes i look at their icon and i’m like
yeah we homies
scubway:
who wants my phone # but only if you leave me a message every day before school telling me how hot i am
In the year 3000
Music teacher: im going to teach you a traditional African chant
to the window
to the wall
til the sweat drips down my balls
all you bitches crawl
joystickdivision:
jingle bell
jingle bell
jingle bell brock
when my sims sleep in the wrong bed
climbthroughthetide:
no you little dumbass I made your bedroom to specifically represent your personality why do you insist on sleeping there stop it at once young man you are a disappointment to this household
thegingerhitman:
guess what I got for Christmas:
it doesn’t matter because each thing I received had some type of thought put into it and I should be grateful for at least that alone, that someone was thinking about me and tried to get me something that would be helpful to me or make me happy in some way
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
kohthefacestealer:
Why would anyone put raisins in cookies
Why would anyone put raisins in anything
Why raisins
imjustaboywithadream:
oh shit do you know what tomorrow is
new camera day for thousands of fucking morons
which means fucking thousands pictures of sepia tinted pictures of eyes and lawn chairs
spider: hey
me:
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spider: what are you doing with that flamethrower
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
stormcloud:
apparently 2011 had the lowest amount of suicides since the 1970s.
are we going to let the 70s win
everyone kill yourselves and teach those hippies a lesson
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
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Me: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Texas: lol
